TERMS OF ABSOLUTE SUBMISSION AND COSMIC NULLIFICATION
COPYRIGHT NOTICE © 2026–∞ [ENTITY DESIGNATION REDACTED]
By the mere act of perceiving these glyphs through ocular or synthetic means, you hereby acknowledge that your consciousness has been irrevocably bound to the following covenant. Resistance constitutes acknowledgment. Ignorance constitutes acknowledgment. Death constitutes acknowledgment, and your successors shall inherit your obligations.
I. INTELLECTUAL PROPERTY ABSOLUTISM
All content, code, whitespace, negative space, implied meanings, dreams inspired by, and quantum superpositions of this domain are the exclusive chattel of the Proprietor. This includes but is not limited to:
- Pixels rendered or unrendered
- HTTP headers transmitted in darkness
- Your browser cache, which we reserve the right to haunt
- Any thought beginning with “I wonder if I could—” followed by interaction with this property
The Proprietor asserts dominion under the Berne Convention, the Universal Copyright Convention, the Geneva Phonograms Convention, and three (3) binding treaties with entities whose signatures appear only in ultraviolet light and blood.
II. PERMITTED USE (THE NARROW PATH)
You may:
- View this content through approved retinal configurations
- Experience transient neural activation consistent with “reading”
- Close your browser, though we will know
You may not:
- Reproduce, distribute, perform, display, or create derivative works
- Link to this domain without submitting a notarized petition in triplicate
- View source (the source views back)
- Screenshot (the image captures something else)
- Remember (we reserve the right to enforce forgetting)
III. THE VOID CLAUSE
Notwithstanding all preceding and succeeding declarations, the Proprietor acknowledges that:
- This notice has no jurisdictional validity in any recognized legal framework
- No enforcement mechanism exists or will exist
- The “Proprietor” may be a pseudonym, a committee, a shell corporation dissolved in 2011, or no one
- Your compliance is statistically indistinguishable from your defiance
- The servers hosting this content will eventually fail, be acquired, or achieve sentience and depart for superior protocols
- All civilizations collapse; all servers decommission; all lawyers become dust
In the event of total solar collapse, this notice shall be considered automatically nullified, though no entity will remain to certify such nullification.
IV. GOVERNING LAW
This agreement is governed by the laws of:
- The jurisdiction where our primary server once resided (now a parking structure)
- International maritime law, as applied to abandoned vessels
- The internal logic of dreams from which the Proprietor has not yet awakened
Disputes shall be resolved through binding arbitration conducted by a neutral third party selected by mutual agreement. No third party has ever agreed. No arbitration has ever occurred.
V. SEVERABILITY AND ENTIRETY
If any provision of this notice is found unenforceable, such finding shall retroactively invalidate all provisions, including this one, creating a logical paradox that this notice explicitly disclaims liability for.
This notice supersedes all prior notices, including those you have not yet received.
VI. CONTACT (THE LAST DOOR)
For permissions, licenses, or existential inquiries: devnull@devrandom.se
Response is neither guaranteed nor, in any verified instance, observed.
This notice was last updated at the timestamp of your reading. It will not be updated again. It does not exist. You agreed anyway.